More importantly than that, I've got an English degree and I've read more than any sane person should ever claim in a lot of genres.
Fuck, that's crazy to write down, but it's the truth. To date, I've written and self-published six books. Lemme tell you what, if you want to sell jack and shit, try being a guy in your thirties writing romance novel under your real name. As your brilliant mind has probably figured out from the title of this blog, I'm a writer of shlock bullshit - mystic cannibal gangs, lesbian shapeshifters, and in a fit of madness, even a romance novel about ugly people who happen to be very fond of each other. And guess what? He was absolutely right.įor those of you who don't know me, my name is Cameron Lowe. It's Japan trope 101 bullshit, and it's the worst. This should not be a game I played to near completion. The girls are inexplicably all drawn to him despite clearly being a douche with no identifiable characteristics besides liking whatever the hell the object of his affection likes. There's a hapless guy (you) who joins a club just to ogle said anime girls and maybe get a little thigh-fiving action with those girls by manipulating one of them into thinking he likes her by creating poetry slanted towards the words and imagery she likes. Goddamn it, were the words I kept muttering to myself throughout the first hour or two of Doki Doki Literature Club, a visual novel developed and published by Team Salvato.
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